As I was having one of my "I like Food" moments, Chris inspired me to make up this song. It goes to "Bossy" by Kelis:
I'm piggy, I'm the first one to eat at the trough.
I cleaned out the ice cream carton.
That's right, I ate all the food in the car.
And that's right, I'm the one with the jiggly arm.
I'm piggy, I'm the hog you love to hate.
I'm the chunk that's eatin' the steak.
I told my momma she should feed me grapes.
I'm back to the buffet, Cuz I'm piggy!
Oh, lemme slow it down for ya so you can watch the flow. Eat it up, make it go down my throat. Real Hogs eat down on the floor. Oh, I got me a taste I want some more. Eat it like a pro. I like to eat lime popsicles, icy cold. Oh, from the 6-4 hefers up in crenshaw. The salad eatin' playas up in Harlem got no weight problem. We gon keep on stuffin' while our bellies are jumpin'.
Crumbs on my neck, Slober on my grill. Crumbs on my neck, clobber on my grill.
Oh, I bet cha neva ate food like this before. Eatin' baby back ribs with extra sauce. Eatin' food like this that you can't afford. Oh, I'm drinkin', eatin' the cake, it's all frosted. All the while my pants unzipped. Me and my stomach stay full and we love to be stuffed. | 
